Also by contextrip+60Letting kids sit on a fat old strangers lap is unacceptable. Unless he's a fat old stranger named Santa. amirite?
Also about turn+13When your turn signal clicks back after you make a turn, it should say "mission completed." Amirite?
Also about phone+24Dear Online Dating Phone Services, No one really looks that good on the phone or dresses that nice to be on the darn phone. Let's be real about it. amirite?
Also about phone and turn+5Let's say your cell phone goes off in church with the song "Best Thing I Never Had" by Beyonce as the ringtone. Then somebody starts singing along to it as you're trying to turn it off, but the person who's singing sees your hand and announces to everybody that your phone went off. That's so fucked up, amirite?
Also about phone and type+14You are so used to the keyboard on your phone and type lightning quick on it but when your friend tries to type on it, they're extremely slow and it irritates you, amirite?
Also about phone and turn+9"It's not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party. And I am sick and tired of my phone ra-ringing..." Why doesn't Lady Gaga just turn off her phone, amirite?
Also by contextrip+48Turn off autocorrect on your phone. Look how much harder it is to type. And we always complain about autocorrect. amirite?
Also about turn+540How does disney turn 5 minute long stories (i.e. "Sleeping Beauty") and turn them into two hour long movies? amirite?
Also about type and autocorrect-4No, autocorrect, I am not trying to type amorites when I type Amirite. amorites....dammit Amirite?