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Also about Relationships+60Accidentally biting your tongue hurts much more than forcefully biting it, amirite?
Also about couple+352Black couple naming their child: I like that name! Let’s just add a “La” at the front, and a couple of apostrophes here and there. White couple naming their child: I like that name! Let’s replace every single vowel with a “Y”, and add some unnecessary letters. amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Relationships-82Saying “Slept with someone” to mean sex is dumb, amirite? More
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about partner and couple+289Teacher, "Partner project is due in the next couple of days." Your partner, "Your almost done with your part, right?" You, "Yeah." The reality? Its still in your backpack or at home, untouched, amirite?