Also by just-butt-yt+53Everyone has broken the world record for being the youngest person, amirite?
Also about kids+19The only reason Spy Kids movies make money is because housewives take their kids to see it so they can perv on Antonio Banderas, amirite?
Also about kids+18You hate to admit it, but you're losing faith in the next generation, and those to come. When I was young I could play outside for hours and nature could entertain me for days. When I was young I wore shorts and a t-shirt. When I was young I didn't have a worry in the world. When I was young, the only electronics I touched were my Nintendo 64 and maybe the TV every once in awhile. Now kids need expensive things to be entertained. Now kids wear skinny jeans and tight shirts. Now kids worry ab... amirite?
Also about kids and earth+26What if Atheists were right and the Bible just turned out to be some giant storybook a couple of parents wrote so their kids wouldn't misbehave... "So remember kids! Don't eat that cookie or else God will destroy Earth in a giant flood,", amirite?
Also about kids+23Have you ever noticed all little kids wish they were older than they are, but then when they are older, they wish they are young again? That Young kids act older, and older kids act younger? amirite?
Also by just-butt-yt+48As an individual, not having kids is probably the most impactful way of contributing to reducing pollution on Earth. amirite?
Also about earth+18The UFO's we see are real. But dont be scared, they are only taking pictures of earth for their own form of Google Earth. But instead of being called Google Earth its called Schbepoog wer ick Earth. amirite?
Also by just-butt-yt-42A man flipping burgers on a grill is regarded highly, yet saying someone flips burgers at a burger spot is considered an insult. amirite?
Also about kids+52Generation X calling their Generation Z kids the "savior generation" is a bigger ego trip than Boomers giving their Millennial kids participation trophies. amirite?
Also about reducing pollution+546Best solution for reducing pollution: Everyone gets ostritches instead of cars. No gas, and who wouldn't want to ride to work on an ostritch? amirite?