Michelangelo could have been a real troll by making the Statue of David "disproportionate", sparking insecurities everywhere. amirite?

Well, the statue is 17 feet tall.

He kinda did. Small penis size, in his day, was more attractive. It was considered too beastly and vulgar to have too big of a dick, like you were talking to an animal instead of a person. That's why so many paintings and statues have that depiction, even of gods.

You said penis heh heh