Also by Toounknown-44A chicken is born when the egg is laid not when hatched, amirite?
Also about money and tax return+15"IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!" No seriously, I need my tax return money right now. amirite?
Also about tax money+18There are way too many people that could have jobs, but instead they're standing around collecting our tax money, amirite?
Also about tax money+8Some people always complain that the government isn't doing enough to help Africa and other countires etc etc and that our tax money should go to providing aid. It shouldn't be the government that has to help them, it should be the individual people that send money and supplies to non-profits to help. If you care so much, be a good person and donate regardless of the government. amirite?
Also about tax money+11Fox news: "Obama goes out of his way using OUR tax money to brutally murder a poor, old, dying man IN HIS OWN HOME." Amirite?
Also about tax return+167The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. amirite?
Also by Toounknown+67The tiny hairs in your nose that stop dust from going down the nostril also trap that dust inside when you blow your nose, amirite?
Also about distributed evenly+31Teachers shouldn't assign group projects, the work is never distributed evenly, one kid always does most of the work, and everyone gets the same grade, amirite?