Also by baron7755+55If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?
Also about unlucky+61How unlucky and unhappy you might be there will always be someone who would happily change lives with you. amirite?
Also by baron7755+41The unluckiest person will be the second most unluckiest person, because too unlucky to be the first at anything, amirite?
Also about unlucky+63I am not superstitious at all and put no store in horoscopes or talismans etc ... however, I DO think it would be very unlucky to be hit by a bus, amirite?
Also about unlucky+14My only superstition is that it's unlucky to be losing at the end of a game, amirite?
Also about unlucky-32You wonder if super buff guys flex and make kissy noises at themselves in the mirror while saying to whoever is unlucky enough to pass by, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard", amirite?
Also about unluckiest person+42Somewhere out there, there was someone who was the luckiest person alive, and the unluckiest person alive. amirite?