Also about life insurance+279If I had a nickel for every time I died unexpectedly, I would have a crappy life insurance plan, amirite?
Also about life insurance+14In life insurance commercials, there are always a bunch of old people who have the insurance and love it. They talk about it all the time and know everything about it. And then there's that one ignorant person who has a bunch of questions about it. Good thing those other people are around to explain it and finish taking care of business while that person goes to call for a new life insurance policy. Amirite?
Also about life insurance+5Those life insurance ads are depressing, and seem like they may not work in fulfilling their message, because who wants to think about preparing for their death, amirite?
Also about life insurance+175Purchasing life insurance is one of the most depressing adult responsibilities, amirite?
Also by Respectmyauthoriteh+16Stealing pearls from oysters is kinda messed up, amirite?
Also about life insurance+8There's no cause for concern if you find out that all three of your wives have taken out life insurance policies on you without telling you, amirite?
Also about life insurance+302You wonder if a transformer would buy life insurance or car insurance, amirite?