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Also about life insurance+189When you were a kid, you always wondered why a life insurance commercial for grown ups was on Cartoon Network, amirite?
Also about life insurance+385There's only one way to deal with people phoning you about insurance. If they ask you for car insurance, tell them you don't own a car. If they ask you for home insurance, tell them you don't own a house. It's just a shame it doesn't work for life insurance, amirite?
Also by Respectmyauthoriteh-41A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?
Also about life insurance+302You wonder if a transformer would buy life insurance or car insurance, amirite?
Also by Respectmyauthoriteh+72Everyone keeping six feet away must be kind of nice for some sexual assault survivors, amirite?
Also about life insurance+279If I had a nickel for every time I died unexpectedly, I would have a crappy life insurance plan, amirite?
Also about life insurance+72Since we pay taxes for the police & yet often people are killed either in cold blood or accidentally, paid taxes should also pay for a life insurance policy for the beneficiaries. Because it would bring some closure to the beneficiaries, even if the cop is not charged. The amount would justify that same sum amount the deceased & beneficiaries paid in taxes. Since not only did the wrongfully deceased not do anything wrong to be killed by the police, but now the family suffers the loss, along with their debt from paying taxes for the police to protect, not kill us & those we care about, amirite?
Also by Respectmyauthoriteh+64In order to make teletubbies adults had to put on those those suits and do weird things to make kids laugh, amirite?