Also about scary noises+352Your house only makes scary noises when you're home alone, amirite?
Also about scary noises+150Always follow the scary noises, screams, shadowy figures and other signs of danger, cause the worst thing that can happen is the black person with you dies, amirite?
Also about kids, sex, and parents-19sex offenders set people straight. 1 they have sex with kids 2 the rape children 3 the childrens parents get huffy and then they drive a nail in the first black bum they see(all bums are black) 4 they like to help people get straight. The End, amirite?
Also about scary noises+219ice machines make really scary noises sometimes. amirite?