In the event of a nuclear blast, there is a certain distance a white girl could stand from the center of the blast that would give her the perfect tan. amirite?

+38 In the event of a nuclear blast, there is a certain distance a white girl could stand from the center of the blast that would give her the perfect tan. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Haha

by Anonymous 4 years ago

not nearly as good as the pizza one

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This may be the dumbest comment made on this site yet, and that in itself is a monumental accomplishment.

by Anonymous 4 years ago