Also about zipper+220You hate when someone says "Shoo fly, don't bother me." and your zipper runs off crying. amirite?
Also about zipper+120It sucks when something really small but really crucial breaks, like the home button on your iPhone or the zipper on your backpack, because then the entire expensive thing is useless and you have to buy another. Amirite?
Also about velcro+511You take Velcro for granted, but it's actually a pretty genius invention, amirite?
Also about velcro+60The spork is the velcro shoe of eating utensils, amirite?
Also about zipper+23Men should call the zipper on their jeans 'The Penis Fly Trap', amirite?
Also by hamsterhead+58The lobsters in the kitchen aboard the titanic didn't realize how lucky they really were when it sank. amirite?
Also about velcro+6When you learned how to tie laces, you tossed out those velcro shoes and said "aha! Screw you Velcro. We're OVER," amirite?
Also by hamsterhead+67Moths are the only animals thay appreciate artificial light more than humans, amirite?
Also by hamsterhead-38The fatter you are, the more calories you burn, amirite?
Also about velcro-7I never bothered to find out who invented velcro but eversince it came out, I always thought that it was some guy who probably had a painful experience with zippers. Having said that, most of you will be googling and coming back to tell me that nowhere does it say anything about pain and zippers then vote "No way" just to shove it to my face. Amirite?