We are almost never 'on time' because if we arrive even a minute before we're supposed to we are 'early', amirite?

Ok Gandalf

I tried explaining this to a boss one time..how the fact that i traveled 25 miles thru traffic , weather and modern inconveniences and arrived exactly on the minute is a true testament to my planning ablilities.. Anyone can be early but a pro shows up on time...he said " whatever you should try to be early"