Also about eat and told+12When I was a kid I swallowed chewing gum. My mum freaked out and told me to eat apple quickly to dissolve it. I now realise she just made me eat an apple. Mums are fucking geniuses, amirite?
Also about eat+9When you eat Pillsbury brand frozen waffles, you eat AROUND the Pillsbury Doughboy first, amirite?
Also about eat, told, and veggies-6Whenever you didn't want to eat you veggies and your parents told you that they'd make you strong like Superman, you automatically wanted to eat them. Amirite?
Also about eat+301Plenty of people eat straight peanut butter from the jar, but you rarely hear of people that eat just jelly, amirite?
Also about eat+11I want to breakl your legs and snap your neck, bite your head off and eat your feet! Hurry up Christmas I can't wait another month to eat people shapped sugar cookies! amirite?
Also about eat+17Maybe the reason crocodiles eat people is because were taught never to smile at them. If no one ever smiled at me I'd probably eat them too, amirite?