Also by Toounknown-59We used to have a Right hand and a Wrong hand but then the PC revolution happened, amirite?
Also by Toounknown+44Famous people should have to pay to not be filmed in public, amirite?
Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about sit and toilet+115It sucks when you have a turd sticking out of half your butthole and you can't suck it back in but it won't come out so you have to sit on the toilet and try to squeeze it out for a while, amirite?
Also about sit and toilet+12It's your fault when you don't check to see if the seat is down before you sit on the toilet, amirite?
Also about History+61USB drives will be the time capsules of our era. amirite?
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also about History+91You can never really know if anything in history before you were born has ever happened because you we're never there, amirite?
Also by Toounknown-22A person with no debt but homeless is richer then a person who owes 400000 on a house, amirite?