Unless you're a guitarist
Or have a smoke detector
I have to hunt a bit to find 9-volts these days, which most smoke detectors require!
Was about to say this. As musician they are still hella useful
Or deal with those paper towel dispensers in office bathrooms
Or still use your boombox from 1996 and lost the power cord
My maglite begs to differ. Yeah my phone has a flashlight. Doesn't quite pack the same punch as a weapon, however.
I'll have you know that the 9v in your smoke alatm is just waiting to SAVE YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.
In the meantime, he's just doing his best OK!?