Also about loves and mondays+8Rebecca black is the reverse Garfield, he hates Mondays and she loves Fridays. amirite?
Also about loves-3Who in the world LOVES spiders? WHO??? No one. Absolutely no one. And I mean truly loves them. Like sold out, 100% sold out, madly in love with spiders. amirite?
Also about Life+18When a performer says "put your hands together", should I hold my own hands or hold hands with the person next to me?
Also about loves+4"She's a good girl, loves her mamma. Loves Jesus and America too. She’s a good girl is crazy about Elvis loves horses and her boyfriend too.” If you don’t know this song you must have been raised under a rock. Amirite?
Also about loves+23everybody loves raymond, but not everybody loves "Everybody Loves Raymond", amirite?
Also about loves-6It's amazing how much God loves us. He could cause the non-believers to seize to exist when they die. They don't want to spend their lives with Him, why should He spend their deaths with them? But no. That would just be evil. Instead He would much rather punish them with eternal torture in a lake of fire because He loves us all so much, amirite? More
Also about loves+11him: your heart is beating really fast. Me: That's because it's using morse code to talk to yours. Him: and what's it saying? Me: How about you listen to your heart and try and guess. him: My heart is saying it loves you. Me: Mine loves chips. Nah jokes, it loves you more than chips. Adorable, amirite?