Also about jump+13Lets jump in the pool at the same time!! One, two, three!! You jump, they dont... amirite?
Also about jump+478When someone is about to bungee jump never yell "WAIT" right after they jump, amirite?
Also about jump+14nightly bathroom routine: get up, jump 2 feeet from bed so nothing grabs you, tip toe to the bathroom, ZERO EYE CONTACT WITH MIRROR!! keep lights off, go as quietly as fucking possible, stiffle any sneezez or coughs, tip toe back, jump onto bed, sleep, amirite?
Also about jump+11The world is round there for you can not jump of the edge of it and into space, you simply can't jump high enough, even with a trampoline. amirite?
Also about jump+439It would rock to be able to double-jump (jump and then jump again in midair) like in some video games, amirite?
Also about jump+12If white men can't jump, then why can mario and luigi can jump higher than anyone? amirite?
Also about jump-9You never knew it was "tonto-jump on it! jump on it! " you thought it was "Toronto- just bomb it! just bomb it!", amirite?