Also about brains+17URGENT CRITICAL ALERT: Tomorrow, Facebook will change its settings to allow zombies to come into your house while you sleep and scoop your brains out with a melon-baller. To stop this from happening go to Account > Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism > Brains and then uncheck the " Tasty" box, amirite?
Also about reason, wake, and death+167If for some reason you had to be buried after you died, and there was even a one in a trillion chance that you'd wake up underground (as a person, not a zombie), you'd want to be buried with a few cyanide capsules or similar quick death things, amirite?
Also about death feels+30I wonder how death feels, what happens after, where I'll go if there's somewhere to go, if I'll ever meet my loved ones who I've lost and if something different is on the other side. Suicide might be an option but I prefer to wait for my time and not force on things, amirite?
Also about hit, wake, ground, and dreams+366When we're falling off a building in our dreams. When we hit the ground, we wake up to ourselves simulating the landing by doing a baby seizure. amirite?
Also about reason and feels-3The only reason anal sex feels good is because it feels like you're taking a big shit when the dick pulls out. amirite?
Also about death feels+11It sucks that you will never know what death feels like; it could feel really awesome. amirite?
Also about hit ground-5All those people jumped off the Twin Towers to their deaths... Surely a more sensible method would have been to wait on the roof till it collapsed and simply step off just before it hit ground zero... that's what I'd have done. amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey+53The reason we wake up when we are about to hit ground in dreams is because our brains don't know what death feels like or what happens after that. amirite?
Also about hit, wake, ground, and dreams+62i hate it when you have those dreams where yr walking and then you trip and when you hit the ground you wake up with a huge jump or same when yr "falling", amirite?