Also about car keys+62It sucks when you've had plans for awhile and something unexpected causes you to have to cancel last minute. For example: storms, sicknesses, a leprechaun on the back of a flying unicorn breaking through your window and stealing your car keys... Amirite?
Also about car keys+17How did Bubble-Bass keep those pickles under his tongue for that long? And didn't those car keys stab him? Amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut+40Gorilla's population is probably decreasing because of evolution, amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut+54Next year will be the year of clarity. amirite?
Also about car keys+21Self-Defense classes teach you to use your car keys as a weapon to defend yourself, but in the future, that information might be redundant because every day more and more car keys don't actually have keys, amirite?
Also about car keys+59Your car keys did more kilometers than your car. amirite?
Also about car keys+10You hate it when your think you've locked your car keys inside your car, you check your pockets and even get on your knees to look under the car and yet you STILL dont find them. After your heart drops a good 10 feet, you finally realize they're in your hands and you end up laughing at yourself. amirite?
Also about car keys+24Its weird how we have trouble finding car keys or coins in our pocket yet we find the snooze button 2 feet away with our eyes closed in one second, amirite?
Also by tonywonderslostnut-35Your car keys have traveled a longer distance than your actual car, amirite?
Also about longer and car keys+441the panic button on a set of car keys is a nuccence. You've pushed it by accident and had it go off. You hear them going off all the time and think nothing of it. The button no longer means, someone may be stealing a car. It now means, "Idiot Alert!", amirite?