Also about humans and birds+21It's strange how we think aliens as human-like, green, multiple-eyed, and not something like intelligent birds with bioluminescent infrared heat vision that are bigger than humans, have wheels and extract energy from mycelia fungi, amirite?
Also about birds-28Eating eggs is killing unborn baby birds, so its basically abortion for birds. So if your anti-abortion, I expect you never to eat eggs, or I will classify you a hypocrite and no longer respect you, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+51Scarecrows scares more humans than birds, amirite?
Also about humans and birds+47Birds sing in the morning to let their fellow birds know they survived the night. That might explain why humans love to sing, to say that we're still here. amirite?
Also about birds+513Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+43You are connected to many countries & thousands of people just from the road in front of your house. amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+53John Cena has had to wrestle with jean shorts his entire career. amirite?
Also about birds+17People: You're so happy that you can finally hear birds singing. Birds: How the hell are you on this website?! amirite?
Also about humans+831All humans deserve equal rights. All gay people are humans. Gay people deserve equal rights. amirite?