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Also about humans and birds-49Genetic engineering could someday create angels (humans x birds) amirite?
Also about humans and scarecrows+57Scarecrows work on humans if you make them creepy enough. amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+48It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?
Also about humans and birds+59Humans have a lot of trouble just sounding like other humans, but some birds can do so effortlessly. amirite?
Also about humans and birds+49Birds sing in the morning to let their fellow birds know they survived the night. That might explain why humans love to sing, to say that we're still here. amirite?
Also about birds+514Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?
Also about humans+834All humans deserve equal rights. All gay people are humans. Gay people deserve equal rights. amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+54John Cena has had to wrestle with jean shorts his entire career. amirite?
Also about humans+83technically an animal that kills less humans than humans kill humans is beneficial to the human race. amirite?