Also about measure time+440It's possible to measure distances with time - for instance "How far away is the cafe?" "About 5 minutes." But you can't measure time with distances - for instance "How long is this film?" "About 3 miles." amirite?
Also about butt and measure+10Who was the first person to measure something with their butt, to get the expression "That's a butt load of (noun)!", amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+67Talking to yourself isn't weird. It's practice for the actual thing. amirite?
Also about measure+169You wish you had Mary Poppins' tape measure so you could see how you "measure up,"... amirite?
Also about hours and measure time+711How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+60If chairs were sentient, they would measure time in butt-hours. amirite?
Also about hours and measure+22You measure days in terms of being awake, instead of twenty four hours. So if you're still up at two a.m., you'll refer to something you did a few hours ago as something you did today, amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+34Assuming someone on the internet is a male seems more ordinary than assuming is a female, amirite?