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Also about hours and measure+313Its odd that we sometimes measure distance with the unit of time and not the unit of distance, eg: "How far is the drive?", "About 7 hours or so". amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+24Pickpocketing is the only form of thievery that's easier in a large group of people. amirite?
Also about measure+169You wish you had Mary Poppins' tape measure so you could see how you "measure up,"... amirite?
Also about butt+133When your reading teacher tells you that you will see Romeo's backside for a second, you think "oh, I can handle that" but when you're in a classroom with your writing teacher and Romeo's butt is on the SmartBoard for, like, EVER you start cracking up and sheilding your eyes from the hairy butt essence of Romeo while wishing he'd put on his tights faster. But then you see Juliet's nipple, amirite?
Also about hours and measure time+713How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+69Talking to yourself isn't weird. It's practice for the actual thing. amirite?
Also by 404ChompyNotFound+61If chairs were sentient, they would measure time in butt-hours. amirite?