Also by Malaproprhetoric+43You are connected to many countries & thousands of people just from the road in front of your house. amirite?
Also about cough, sneeze, and fart+354There is so many "Imagine the first person to..." jokes. Yes, it'd be scary to be the first to sneeze, cough, throw-up, poop, fart, burp, cry, or any random shit for the first time. The jokes over, amirite?
Also about public and farts+176Pools: Making farts 10x more noticeable since people lost the class to not fart in public, amirite?
Also about normal+155The most insulting thing someone could call me is normal! Normal people live normal lives... where's the fun in that? <3, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+54They say "two wrongs don't make a right", but two devastating bombs helped to finally end World War 2. amirite?
Also about sneeze and sneezing+90It sucks when you're around people and about to sneeze, but you end up not sneezing so you sit there like an idiot with the "i'm about to sneeze face", amirite?
Also about cough, sneeze, and fart+478the first person to fart, burp, cough, laugh, sneeze, yawn, or hiccup must of thought he was dieing, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+49It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?
Also about public, normal, spread, and sneeze+382If you were to pick your nose in public, people would think you were disgusting; and yet, when you sneeze (and simultaneously spread sickness), they bless you. It’s weird how some actions became socially normal/appropriate and others didn’t, amirite?