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Also about public, normal, spread, and sneeze+382If you were to pick your nose in public, people would think you were disgusting; and yet, when you sneeze (and simultaneously spread sickness), they bless you. It’s weird how some actions became socially normal/appropriate and others didn’t, amirite?
Also about normal+156The most insulting thing someone could call me is normal! Normal people live normal lives... where's the fun in that? <3, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+60We think life has no meaning and it plagues us in our youth only for us to realise it when its too late, amirite?
Also about public and farts+176Pools: Making farts 10x more noticeable since people lost the class to not fart in public, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+54John Cena has had to wrestle with jean shorts his entire career. amirite?
Also about sneeze and sneezing+90It sucks when you're around people and about to sneeze, but you end up not sneezing so you sit there like an idiot with the "i'm about to sneeze face", amirite?
Also about cough, sneeze, and fart+354There is so many "Imagine the first person to..." jokes. Yes, it'd be scary to be the first to sneeze, cough, throw-up, poop, fart, burp, cry, or any random shit for the first time. The jokes over, amirite?
Also by Malaproprhetoric+43You are connected to many countries & thousands of people just from the road in front of your house. amirite?