Cause fart smelly and others ain't
What do you mean farts are not accepted? Is that why people have been looking at me funny?
I'd rather get the flu than butthole particles up my nose.
I only fart in confined spaces
Like in a full flight from NYC to L.A.?
More like lifts
A fart can give you pinkeye
If you fart on a pillow you can, but otherwise you are safe.
Or if you fart directly into the eye