+49 It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Cause fart smelly and others ain't

by Anonymous 5 years ago

What do you mean farts are not accepted? Is that why people have been looking at me funny?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'd rather get the flu than butthole particles up my nose.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I only fart in confined spaces

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Like in a full flight from NYC to L.A.?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

More like lifts

by Anonymous 5 years ago

A fart can give you pinkeye

by Anonymous 5 years ago

If you fart on a pillow you can, but otherwise you are safe.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Or if you fart directly into the eye

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Who does that???

by Anonymous 5 years ago