Also by Mytokhondria+58More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?
Also about sleep+17Good Grades + Sleep = No social life, Sleep + Social life = Bad Grades, Good grades + Social life = No Sleep. Amirite?
Also about kids and walk+13Whenever you are behind those cool kids who walk incredibly slowly, you always want to say something like "YOU THINK YOU ARE THE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WALK?" and then push them, amirite?
Also about kids+19The only reason Spy Kids movies make money is because housewives take their kids to see it so they can perv on Antonio Banderas, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria-24Anyone's a hooker if you pay them enough. amirite?
Also about night and sleep+5Don't you hate it when your about to fall asleep and your brain is like " hey I think I saw something move in your closet…anyway have a good night sleep, don't let bloody marry get you! " then you can't sleep for the rest of the night, amirite?
Also about night and sleep+24raining + bed + sleep= a great night of sleep, amirite?
Also about night, sleep, and walk+6You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window, amirite?
Also about night and kids+14Cinderella must've had a hard time raising kids. She snuck out at night to go to parties and didn't hide it. What could she say to her kids?! Amirite?