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Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+80if you got little sleep in life, you'd probably be the most pissed off ghost, amirite?
Also about letting things+57It's annoying when you like someone, and then everyone starts trying to hook the two of you up rather than letting things take their course, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+37Rightys care about the life of fetuses.. based on their political views. If you fetus is gonna vote democrat, righrys want to eliminate it, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?