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Putting "bitch" at the beginning of a statement is way more likely to be friendly compared to putting it at the end of a statement. amirite?

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Bitch please...

Coloradonative95s avatar Coloradonative95 0Reply
@where_is_my_monkey This sounds more friendly

Depends which voice in your head reads it.

bismith5000s avatar bismith5000 0Reply

I learned this in school, calling people by their names at the beginning of the sentence is always more friendly, except when is your mom calling.

Caper-Xs avatar Caper-X 0Reply
@MS0410 Thanks mom

Thanks a bunch, I had too. This is actually mind blowing to me

MS0410s avatar MS0410 Yeah You Are 0Reply

This is science, bitch

bibbitybobbitybacons avatar bibbitybobbitybacon 0Reply

"Bitch, you're my bitch!" is a term of endearment.

Montiexxs avatar Montiexx 0Reply

Cue trying out various phrases

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