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Also about hitler and told-671Hitler was God's other son. Think about it; His first son was a Jew and he told him he was going to die. Hitler killed millions of Jews. It all makes sense, amirite?
Also about man and image+242Give a man food, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sharper image catalogue, and he can blow his mind contemplating a golf ball with a built in GPS, while he starves to death. amirite?
Also about man-41You sleep better knowing Orange Man Bad isn’t president anymore and that a man who drools and craps his Depends is in charge, amirite?
Also about man+86Who thought of the concept of Mario? Nintedo conffernce: We need a new game concept. Yes bob? Bob: Man I just had a vision. A fat Italian man saves a princess who is 6 feet taller then him from a lizard turtle and a gorilla in a tie! John: Bob did you have shrooms again? Bob: Aw man mario got mushroom helpers man! Ceo: Bob this could actually work. amirite?
Also about man+257Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Also about man and told+51True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also about man and image+17Man does not need God to be moral. Religion divides more than it unites. Religion is incompatible with Science. Scriptures are man-made and demonstrably false. God did not create man in his image. Man created God in his. amirite?