-44 Lollipops are literally just flavouring your own saliva with sugar and drinking it, amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

So all hard candy is just sugar flavored saliva. I didn't even think about that

by Anonymous 5 years ago

..unless you bite into them.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's illegal JK most people will suck until it's small enough to bite

by Anonymous 5 years ago

..just cause you're a sucker doesn't mean most people are!

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'll give it to ya; that roast was genuinely good. Here's my red arrow

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Suck until it melts enough to bite

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Why you do this

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Is it though? What happened to the flavoured ice you're melting?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

There's no ice?? The actual lollipop is chemically dissolved by the enzymes in your saliva.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'm sure it is, but aren't lollipops just frozen flavoured water?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I believe you're referring to a popsicle my dear friend. Common misconception, nothing to be embarrassed about.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

no...... If it was frozen it would be cold. It's more like solidified sugary liquid

by Anonymous 5 years ago

in the US we call those popsicles!

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I know, I'm actually from Canada but since moving to NL my partner and I have developed an obsession for popsicles. They're sold as "lollies", which I think is just adorable. Hence the confusion.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

so thats why licking doorbells is illegal in other planets.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

sorry don't get the reference

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I think ive heard of it but cant recall what it was from

by Anonymous 5 years ago