Also about life, game, and adventure+16Life is an adventure. If you make a game of it, that's up to you, amirite?
Also about life and game-2Instead of "The Game of Life", there should be a board game called "Contemplating Life". The game will be set up like "Shoots and Ladders", because you either shoot or jump off a ladder, amirite?
Also about adventure game+12It's stupid how you usually have to attack an enemy in an adventure game, but if you touch them normally, it hurts like crazy, amirite?
Also about life and choose+76Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about adventure game+12You can't pick up and start an adventure game you haven't played in a long while without creating a new game, amirite?
Also by TrafficWardenGazelle+54When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
Also by TrafficWardenGazelle-50Hair doesn't weigh anything until after it's dead. amirite?