Also about friends+30Facebook stalking automaticly becomes more acceptable when you reach the stalkees profile via a mutual friends page (wall posts, new friends, etc.) as apposed to typing their name into the search bar, amirite?
Also about friends+19Good friends just share laughs with you and hang out. Great friends give good advice when you're in a difficult situation . Best friends can do both. BFFs do all that and stay with you forever. amirite?
Also about text+10text message received reads message "mom I'm sitting right next to you. Don't text me!", amirite?
Also about friends+15The commercials with friends offering friends drugs are pretty bogus, I mean, none of your friends has ever offered you drugs, amirite?
Also by bismith5000+56Our Earth is never in the same spot twice in the Universe. amirite?
Also about friends and text+354It's obvious who true friends are, if their at there house or a vacation true friend still leave a comment on your status on website or call you or even text you a simple text...those are friends. And it'll always be hard to find that 1 true friend. amirite?
Also by bismith5000+38Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?
Also about friends and text+24It's awesome when one of your close friends lives on the same block as you; you can hangout with them way later than you can with friends who live further away, plus you can text them being like, "can you believe fucking Patrick is mowing his lawn at six am?" and they'll know exactly what you're talking about, amirite?
Also by bismith5000+31Your alarm is your theme song because it plays every time your episode/day starts, amirite?
Also about week+21After reading about it, you wish they implemented the metric week (8 days work 2 days rest) because the strikes would have made it 7 days work 3 days rest, which would give one sandwich rest day a week, and have a lower work:rest ratio, amirite?