+65 Everybody must add 9 months to their age to know their real age. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I am made from an unbroken chain of dividing cells that goes back at least 3.5 Billion years, so that could be my real age.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

yeah in that case we can also consider all humanity as a single being which is spread all over the globe consuming energry.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

All known life, but yes.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

You really want to get technical.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Sounds like communist propaganda

by Anonymous 5 years ago

~9 months

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Yeah.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Actually, you live in your dad's balls for up to 74 days, so make that ~11 months

by Anonymous 5 years ago

yeah and your moms for like her whole life

by Anonymous 5 years ago

How far are we from finding some frozen semen and making a baby

by Anonymous 5 years ago

This is honestly so dumb

by Anonymous 5 years ago