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Everybody must add 9 months to their age to know their real age. amirite?

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I am made from an unbroken chain of dividing cells that goes back at least 3.5 Billion years, so that could be my real age.

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~9 months

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peetey5920s avatar peetey5920 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Actually, you live in your dad's balls for up to 74 days, so make that ~11 months

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@peetey5920 yeah and your moms for like her whole life

How far are we from finding some frozen semen and making a baby

This is honestly so dumb

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