Also by JayTheDay+63The reason why we hit our little toe so often is because we rarely use it and thus our brain forgets to count it as part of the body sometimes. amirite?
Also about stay alive+26If a bee manages to stay alive after it stings you, it's a zombee. amirite?
Also about die and stay alive+270You have ALMOST died from something really stupid, but managed to stay alive. but then you finally realize that you can die of any cause and start to feel really creeped out. You never know when it's the end, amirite?
Also about die and stay alive+351'Stay alert. Stay alive. South Africa.' Well it's nice to know that if I don't stay alert in South Africa I'll die, amirite?
Also about stay alive+13We should get rid of the death sentence, and instead, we should make a hunger games with them where the winner gets to stay alive locked in prison for ever, amirite?
Also about stay alive+340If a bee manages to stay alive after it stings you, it's a zom-bee. amirite?
Also about stay alive+37In Titanic, since Jack sacrificed himself just to make sure Rose would stay alive made you love him even more, amirite?
Also by JayTheDay+20The Earth will be so overpopulated in the future that unique fingerprints won't exist anymore, amirite?
Also about stay alive-3Sometimes, music is all you need to stay alive. amirite?