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Also about death+465The worst thing in the world would be to wake up one morning and find out you have AIDS and cancer, and then being thrown into a Nazi death camp where you are forced to do hard labor for several long hours followed by being thrown into a pit of hungry dogs who eat you almost to death and being dragged out alive where you are quartered and left to die in the sun of AIDS/cancer, amirite?
Also about death+308They say that sunshine brings happiness. However too much sunshine gives you CANCER and cancer leads to DEATH. Therefore the sun brings death, amirite?
Also about death+78The Bermuda Triangle should be renamed the Death Triangle or the Triangle of Death, amirite? (There is even a movie named Satan's Triangle).
Also by eni91+57If death is anything like being under general anesthesia, than that's awesome, amirite?
Also about death+210The uncertainty that follows death strikes greater fear in the human mind than death itself, amirite?
Also about death+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about general and death+234"Why so serious?" Well... the fact that your face, hair, voice, and general appearance scares the living daylights out of me as I fear that I will soon die some horrifically painful death due to your extreme insanity probably has something to do with it, amirite?
Also by eni91+48Some people who died at 99 were really looking forward to the attention that comes with turning 100. Nearly made it. amirite?
Also about death+520Have you ever lay in bed as the clock says 7:30, you close your eyes for a few seconds and it's suddenly 10:30? You closed your eyes for an instant, and several hours elapsed. And seeing as death is like an infinite version of sleep, it's impossible to think that death extends infinitely; there is no infinite instant. There has to be something after death, amirite?
Also by eni91+38There are people with self winding watches that are so lazy their watches die, amirite?
Also about general and death+239If you're in a relationship, sometimes you probably feel like you're fighting a caged death-match with an invisible spider monkey. And the monkey is rabid. And you don't have any legs. And then a buffalo jumps in there and starts head-butting everything and your face catches on fire and there is a general atmosphere of chaos, amirite?