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Also about general and death+239If you're in a relationship, sometimes you probably feel like you're fighting a caged death-match with an invisible spider monkey. And the monkey is rabid. And you don't have any legs. And then a buffalo jumps in there and starts head-butting everything and your face catches on fire and there is a general atmosphere of chaos, amirite?
Also about death+210The uncertainty that follows death strikes greater fear in the human mind than death itself, amirite?
Also about death+465The worst thing in the world would be to wake up one morning and find out you have AIDS and cancer, and then being thrown into a Nazi death camp where you are forced to do hard labor for several long hours followed by being thrown into a pit of hungry dogs who eat you almost to death and being dragged out alive where you are quartered and left to die in the sun of AIDS/cancer, amirite?
Also about death+308They say that sunshine brings happiness. However too much sunshine gives you CANCER and cancer leads to DEATH. Therefore the sun brings death, amirite?
Also about death+126It was shocking to see someone here advocate death for people w/ different political views, like we were in N. Korea. But then I remember those people who stormed a government building while beating a cop to death and realize, sadly, it's not so farfetched anymore. amirite?
Also by eni91+44The difference between liking a creator bs liking their work is if you like the creator you wouldn't steal or pirate their work, but if you only like the work you are indifferent to that. amirite?
Also by eni91+38There are people with self winding watches that are so lazy their watches die, amirite?
Also by eni91+57If death is anything like being under general anesthesia, than that's awesome, amirite?
Also about death+521Have you ever lay in bed as the clock says 7:30, you close your eyes for a few seconds and it's suddenly 10:30? You closed your eyes for an instant, and several hours elapsed. And seeing as death is like an infinite version of sleep, it's impossible to think that death extends infinitely; there is no infinite instant. There has to be something after death, amirite?
Also about death+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about general and death+234"Why so serious?" Well... the fact that your face, hair, voice, and general appearance scares the living daylights out of me as I fear that I will soon die some horrifically painful death due to your extreme insanity probably has something to do with it, amirite?