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Matrix 4 is only being made to make Keanu Reeves get a haircut and a clean shave, amirite?

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keanu reeves decides to get a haircut and a clean shave, and the matrix follows. fool.

Keanu Reeves doesn't get hair cuts nor does he have to shave. Keanu Reeves is just... the "One".

Mindecs avatar Mindec No Way +8Reply

Wait. If John Wick 4 (Keanu Reeves with long hair and a beard) is getting released on the same day as Matrix 4 (the opposite), then doesn't that mean one was getting filmed much earlier before the other?

@Nickyikky Wait. If John Wick 4 (Keanu Reeves with long hair and a beard) is getting released on the same day as Matrix 4 (the...

I'm shocked that this is actually happening. I'm guessing it will change between now and then.

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@Nickyikky Wait. If John Wick 4 (Keanu Reeves with long hair and a beard) is getting released on the same day as Matrix 4 (the...

What if the Machines saw John Wick and created their own John Wick and told him that Neo killed his dog........

Matrix 4 could be about Neo fighting against John Wick And John Wick 4 could be about John Wick getting revenge on Neo. 2 movies, 1 story.

Nick2005s avatar Nick2005 Yeah You Are +11Reply
Anonymous +10Reply

He'll probably demand that they just CGI it out. It seemed to work ok for Henry Cavill in Justice League

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@He'll probably demand that they just CGI it out. It seemed to work ok for Henry Cavill in Justice League

Did they really? Like you're going to play Superman and make a butt load of money, but you won't shave your face?

@LookAnAltAccount Did they really? Like you're going to play Superman and make a butt load of money, but you won't shave your face?

Contractually he wasn't allowed to because of Mission Impossible. I don't think he personally refused, just some studio dick measuring contest

Whoa....

Nick2005s avatar Nick2005 Yeah You Are +6Reply

Hopefully they'll make him take acting classes, too.

Anonymous +6Reply

Why is everyone here assuming that "a clean shave" means his face? I'm hoping we finally get to see everything.

How dare they

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