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Matrix 4 is only being made to make Keanu Reeves get a haircut and a clean shave, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Keanu Reeves doesn't get hair cuts nor does he have to shave. Keanu Reeves is just... the "One".
by Anonymous4 years ago
"Neo, anyone tell you ya look kinda like John Wick?"
by Anonymous4 years ago
"Yea."
-John Wick
by Anonymous4 years ago
He'll probably demand that they just CGI it out. It seemed to work ok for Henry Cavill in Justice League
by Anonymous4 years ago
Did they really? Like you're going to play Superman and make a butt load of money, but you won't shave your face?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Contractually he wasn't allowed to because of Mission Impossible. I don't think he personally refused, just some studio dick measuring contest
by Anonymous4 years ago
Didn't know facial hair wigs didn't exist.
by Anonymous4 years ago
I guess that makes more sense. Seems like a decent dude. I mean he is a pc gamer.
by Anonymous4 years ago
How dare they
by Anonymous4 years ago
Wait. If John Wick 4 (Keanu Reeves with long hair and a beard) is getting released on the same day as Matrix 4 (the opposite), then doesn't that mean one was getting filmed much earlier before the other?
by Anonymous4 years ago
What if the Machines saw John Wick and created their own John Wick and told him that Neo killed his dog........
Matrix 4 could be about Neo fighting against John Wick And John Wick 4 could be about John Wick getting revenge on Neo. 2 movies, 1 story.
by Anonymous4 years ago
We could go all Marvel Endgame and put all Keanu characters in one movie.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Or that the matrix is real.
by Anonymous4 years ago
I'm shocked that this is actually happening. I'm guessing it will change between now and then.
by Anonymous4 years ago
keanu reeves decides to get a haircut and a clean shave, and the matrix follows. fool.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Whoa....
by Anonymous4 years ago
Why is everyone here assuming that "a clean shave" means his face? I'm hoping we finally get to see *everything*.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Hopefully they'll make him take acting classes, too.
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