+36 Matrix 4 is only being made to make Keanu Reeves get a haircut and a clean shave, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Keanu Reeves doesn't get hair cuts nor does he have to shave. Keanu Reeves is just... the "One".

by Anonymous 4 years ago

"Neo, anyone tell you ya look kinda like John Wick?"

by Anonymous 4 years ago

"Yea." -John Wick

by Anonymous 4 years ago

He'll probably demand that they just CGI it out. It seemed to work ok for Henry Cavill in Justice League

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Did they really? Like you're going to play Superman and make a butt load of money, but you won't shave your face?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Contractually he wasn't allowed to because of Mission Impossible. I don't think he personally refused, just some studio dick measuring contest

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Didn't know facial hair wigs didn't exist.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I guess that makes more sense. Seems like a decent dude. I mean he is a pc gamer.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

How dare they

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Wait. If John Wick 4 (Keanu Reeves with long hair and a beard) is getting released on the same day as Matrix 4 (the opposite), then doesn't that mean one was getting filmed much earlier before the other?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

What if the Machines saw John Wick and created their own John Wick and told him that Neo killed his dog........ Matrix 4 could be about Neo fighting against John Wick And John Wick 4 could be about John Wick getting revenge on Neo. 2 movies, 1 story.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

We could go all Marvel Endgame and put all Keanu characters in one movie.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or that the matrix is real.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I'm shocked that this is actually happening. I'm guessing it will change between now and then.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

keanu reeves decides to get a haircut and a clean shave, and the matrix follows. fool.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Whoa....

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Why is everyone here assuming that "a clean shave" means his face? I'm hoping we finally get to see *everything*.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Hopefully they'll make him take acting classes, too.

by Anonymous 4 years ago