The bigger the butt, the louder the fart. Like a tuba. amirite?

1: that's not how tubas work
2: this is garbage

Yes I remember watching an episode of Kung fu where Master Po said those exact words, then grasshoppa said 'like a tuba grandfather?' and Master Po smiled and said, 'you are learning grasshoppa, you are learning..'

Amen, fat butt.