Also about wake+219"I don't care if it's 4:08 am, I don't consider it tomorrow until I wake u-" okay, well I will knock you unconscious, and when you wake, it will be tomorrow and we will all go on with our lives, amirite?
Also by Thatoneduderyan+38The amount of time it takes light to reach us from distant stars is enough time for an advanced civilization to develop from the stone age to the space age and then wipe itself out, amirite?
Also by Thatoneduderyan+61For the next 8 more days, the date can be read the same forwards and backwards, amirite?
Also about gravity+538If Einstein were to explain his theory of gravity, you would be astounded: firstly because the theory describes gravity as a warping of space-time and not as a force, and secondly because you'd be talking to a dead guy, amirite?
Also about wake and gravity+318Gravity is always 10x greater for the 5-20 minutes right after you wake up, amirite?
Also about gravity-143If god isn't real, then how does my penis stay erect even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
Also about Science+38Since the infection spreads through personal contact, perhaps the geeks really will inherit earth. amirite?
Also about gravity+46If gravity was discovered in 1687, then it took humans 2.8 million years to discover that gravity exists and things fall to the ground, amirite?
Also about Science+55You have to light something up before it burns down, amirite?
Also about gravity-672if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
Also about Science+39People's true colors come out when they are in a vulnerable or uncomfortable situation. amirite?