+68 When you're dating someone it's ok for them to see you naked but after you break up with them it becomes embarrassing and inappropriate, amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Yet as a nurse's aide it's okay for me to see anyone naked because I'm a professional. Just not in nursing, I'm a professional masturbator.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

So you just see your patients naked and masturbate?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Yup, we have a private closet for that.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I wonder if you just call the patient for help

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Someones never had freaky, angry re-encounter sex. . .

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I thought I was dating you.

by Anonymous 5 years ago