+57 If you arrange life as a timeline of food ingested, you can visualize your entire life as a progression of you sliding mouth-first along a very long food pole that becomes excrement at the other end of you. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

U could do this but y would u

by Anonymous 4 years ago

To keep an edge over the competition.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

A penis one of your lovers might be funny

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Eat meat !! It takes way longer. Fruits and vegetables go right thru that tube of life !!

by Anonymous 4 years ago