Also about longest pee+25It's awkward when you're in a public restroom taking the longest pee of your life and the other people are probably thinking "What the fuck...why is it taking so long?!", amirite?
Also about minutes, pee, and poop+12You used to hate it when you were on a long road trip and you stopped to pee and, five minutes later, had to poop, amirite?
Also about minutes and seconds+338When the radio plays a four-minute song, it goes by pretty fast. Now when the radio plays four minutes of non-stop commercials, you're about ready to break that thing thirty seconds in for not shutting up for two seconds about car insurance and troubled skin. amirite?
Also about Science+46If gravity was discovered in 1687, then it took humans 2.8 million years to discover that gravity exists and things fall to the ground, amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+52If you're having trouble sneezing looking into a bright light usually does the trick, amirite?
Also about Science-36The entire ocean is technically really weak gravy if there is even a single gravy granule in it, amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+81In u.s. anyway, a rude thoughtless person fits in better than a kind thoughtful one. Sad but true, amirite? More
Also about minutes and seconds+15If yesterday follows today, the day before last follows yesterday, tomorrow follows today, minutes follow seconds but seconds follow minutes, and hours follow minutes but minutes also follow hours.....yeahhhh, you don't care, amirite?
Also about pee and poop-24If evolution's real, then why is holding poop in easier than holding pee in? Poop has lots of bacteria that can kill you, but pee doesn't have anything (unless you have a bladder infection), amirite?
Also by Cedardoor+19Those catheter commercials make it sound like so much fun, amirite?
Also about longest pee+13Morning pee is the longest pee of the day, amirite?
Also about Science+41If you are a celebrity look alike and that celebrity is older than you, then that makes you version 2.0 which, in the eyes of the "creater", you will always be better and have more potential in theory. amirite?