Also by jishuah-50If you want a significant other who understands your emotions, just date a therapist. amirite?
Also by jishuah+33The tradition of drill instructors always shouting recruits and screaming, "I can't hear you!" comes from them having actual hearing impairment from constant firearms training. amirite?
Also about emotions and date+53You can query your brain by people, emotions, music, weather, locations, and senses, etc, like SELECT FROM memories WHERE temperature < 40 AND feeling = 'happy' AND date < 2000, amirite?
Also about Relationships+8You know you have grown up when dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Amirite?
Also about date and understands+27You get it. Girls with curves are gorgeous, I understand that. Black girls are incredible pretty, I understand that. But just because the world understands that now, doesn't mean you have to hatefully bash a skinny white girl. How deeply offended would you be if I said that bigger girls and black girls were ugly and no one would ever date them? Very? I wouldn't of course, but think about it. I'm not allowed to get offended when someone insults the skinny white girl. Double standards suck, amirite?
Also by jishuah+42If the Grinch has spiders in his brain and termites in his smile, he probably has something like maggots in his semen. amirite?
Also about date+587If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, sorry but girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex, amirite?
Also about date+355When writing a last minute essay, you always put the date at the top farther away from the actual due date, amirite?
Also about date+6When skinny people dont date fat people, theres only fat people left for the fat people to date. This garantees fat offspring. If skinny people were more accepting, maybe there would be less fat in our world. amirite?
Also about date-105It's sad how phobic of fat people society is today. if someone said, "I only date other white people", they'd be racist and close-minded. But if someone said "I don't date fat people", people see that as being "okay". It should NOT be "okay" to not date fat girls just because of our size, especially when it's thought to be caused by genetics or glandular problems. Instead guys should judge what's on the INSIDE, because that's what counts, amirite?