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Also about Philosophy+59The drilling of the asteroid in Deep Impact made the drilling of the asteroid in Armageddon look like a joke. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey-47There's always that one fight around the world involving insulting each other's mom. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+63The word "bipolar" is redundant - the definition of pole already entails the existence of 2 poles. amirite?
Also about life+453The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey+46A condom is the solution to all the world problems. A single condoms could have prevent all current and future problems. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+52It is likely that there are people out there who were adopted and go their entire life without knowing so. amirite?
Also about life and secrets+135Six Billion Secrets, it's not for posting the troubles in your life such as cutting and depression. Its called Six Billion "Secrets". It was supposed to be for people to post secret such as still sleeping with teddy bears or when you're home alone you pretend to be a ninja or a superhero, amirite?
Also about life+77Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?