Also about Philosophy+15Prepare and you see bridges. Don't prepare and you see walls. Amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey+46A condom is the solution to all the world problems. A single condoms could have prevent all current and future problems. amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey+45The word "independent" is dependent on the word "dependent", amirite?
Also about life and longest-4If everyone's life is about a billion and a half heartbeats, and excercise increases heart rate, the lazy people should be the ones with the longest life, amirite?
Also by where_is_my_monkey+56Sports security must either not care about the game or their job is torture, amirite?
Also about life+18I read somewhere that flossing regularly can extend your life by 6 years (on average) because it prevents your gums from getting inflamed, which can result in gum disease or even heart disease apparently. [Source: http://longevity.about.com/od/liveto100/ss/life-expectancy_4.htm] That kind of makes you actually want to floss, amirite?
Also about life+5If you've ever heard a pro-life person arguing that there's always adoption so she doesn't have to keep the baby, you wonder if they realize how difficult your life is when you're pregnant and how they're OK with you making the choice to git rid of your kid but only after it's been born already, amirite?