No one answers unknown phone numbers anymore because of telemarketers, amirite?

Nobody even answers their phone for friends and family. It's 2020. Drown your whole soul in texting/hiding!

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I try and answer every call just to screw with them. One time I answered "It's done but there's blood everywhere." Guy called me a son a bitch, it was so funny.

I didn't know phones had microphones in them until last November.

Unless they call twice back-to-back