Also by Mytokhondria-24Anyone's a hooker if you pay them enough. amirite?
Also about microwaved+71If you are going to pay good money for food at a restaurant you prefer for it to not be a glorified TV dinner that they pulled from the freezer and microwaved, amirite?
Also about Psychology+50You may have JUST been created, all the memories and experiences JUST placed into your mind. Welcome, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+51Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+58More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?
Also about gently+129if you were going to get a design shaved into your pubic hair you'd want it to be something intricate and beautiful like the ocean waves gently lapping against your genitalia, amirite?
Also about microwaved+40Microwaved food goes from hot to ice cold, there is no inbetween, Amirite
Also about Psychology+119When someone is like "Why can't they just take the hint?" you usually wanna be like "Why can't you just be direct?", amirite?