Also by Toounknown+11The buttertray in your refrigerator is only there to knock the butter on the ground when you open the door, amirite?
Also about afford+94The best financial advice anybody can get, or give, is: Buy a car you could afford 5 years ago, and buy a house you will be able to afford in 5 years time. amirite?
Also about buying and afford+432Yeah conservatives, loosening gun laws will totally make people safer and lower the murder rate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to improve my credit score by buying tons of shit I can't afford, prevent pregnancy by poking holes in condoms, and increase my intelligence by watching MTV, amirite?
Also about buying+37"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?
Also about buying and afford0The song "Thrift Shop" is actually quite ironic considering the two rappers are singing about how they only have 20 dollars in their pocket and can only afford buying clothes from a thrift shop or stealing them, when in fact they're making shitloads of money everyday and can afford buying the whole store. Amirite?
Also about buying+53There's always those guys at the store buying Valentines candy that you know they're buying it for themselves, amirite?
Also about Money & Economics-16Mushrooms don't go bad they just grow more mushrooms and get bigger, amirite?
Also about buying+182Although I believe people shouldn't mistreet animals and pets, it seems much more productive to me to spend the $12,000 a year on helping starving people then buying pet food, clipping their nails, and buying their toys. Amirite?
Also about buying+116People are always complaining about all the new electronic alternatives to reading books, but if you think about it buying one nook is cheaper and easier than buying 100 damn books, amirite?
Also about Money & Economics-42Society is only as strong as its weekest citizen, amirite?
Also about Money & Economics-23The stock market is full of shit...
Sales at ALL grocery stores are up 300% people are spending and buying...why the drop???? amirite? More