Also about Quotes+308Poking a tree with a stick is like poking a human with a severed arm, amirite?
Also about kill+56We may say things like "I've got time to kill" or "I'm just killing time," but really, who are we trying to kid? In reality, we can't kill time. Time kills us, amirite?
Also about kill+366They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help because if you stand in the middle of a room and yell BANG, you're not going to kill very many people, amirite?
Also about kill-149If you could go back in time to kill one person, you wouldn't choose to kill Hitler, you would kill Abraham, as he led to the formation of the three religions most responsible for wars and massacre-related events. With the consequential disappearance of Christianity, Judaism and Islam, you would not only be preventing the Holocaust in this fashion, but loads of other events such as 9/11, the Crusades and the Inquisition, amirite?
Also about Quotes+15Prepare and you see bridges. Don't prepare and you see walls. Amirite?
Also about Quotes+282I’m not saying everything’s survivable. I’m saying everything except the last thing is. amirite?
Also about ignorance+198While the Information Age has chipped away at human ignorance in general, it has also increased ignorance of one's own ignorance. People will skim an article online, assume its validity, immediately claim expertise, then use social networking sites as soapboxes to spew their uninformed ideas. And the worst part is, they will have gleaned enough to sound somewhat intelligible, further spreading their faux-knowledge, amirite?
Also about kill+246Before i let your second hand smoke kill me, i'll kill you with my first hand. amirite?
Also about kill+513Why do people say "Kill two birds with one stone?" I mean, i get it, but why kill cute lil birds? Why not "Kill two spiders with one stone!" Spiders are killed easily by stones, and you keep the same meaning behind it, amirite?