Thermometers are one of the few objects that can be used rectally and then orally almost immediately after. amirite?

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

You should seriously consider sanitizing it before doing that.... Or how about don't do that and have two different ones... Gross

My ex used to enjoy being used anally and then orally immediately after. IJS


Glad to see you getting a bit of willpower.

Ah yes, the old double check method. Doctor recommended.

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Penises also fit into that category.

Remind me not to borrow your thermometer.

Any one who says to use it anally is a rapist

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