+50 Thermometers are one of the few objects that can be used rectally and then orally almost immediately after. amirite?

by Anonymous 5 years ago

My ex used to enjoy being used anally and then orally immediately after. IJS

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Any one who says to use it anally is a rapist

by Anonymous 5 years ago

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Ba dum tiss

by Anonymous 5 years ago

You should seriously consider sanitizing it before doing that.... Or how about don't do that and have two different ones... Gross

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Penises also fit into that category.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Remind me not to borrow your thermometer.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Few? Glad to see you getting a bit of willpower.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Bruh.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Ah yes, the old double check method. Doctor recommended.

by Anonymous 5 years ago