Mcgee0s avatar Cars & Transportation
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

You should seriously consider sanitizing it before doing that.... Or how about don't do that and have two different ones... Gross

My ex used to enjoy being used anally and then orally immediately after. IJS


Glad to see you getting a bit of willpower.

Any one who says to use it anally is a rapist

Ah yes, the old double check method. Doctor recommended.

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Penises also fit into that category.

Remind me not to borrow your thermometer.