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Also about life+375Everyone wants 3 things in life: A great social life, a job they love, and a wonderful love life. But in reality, you can never have more than two of those things, amirite?
Also about life+452The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+44Never assume you must be right just because you can't be proven wrong, amirite?
Also by TimMilazzo+597If you hear a gunshot in the country, someone is hunting. If you hear a gunshot in the city, someone's been shot. amirite?
Also about life+384When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+60A lot of pigeons will die because no one can give them bread at the moment. amirite?
Also about life+513It's not realistic when people say "live life to the fullest, have no regrets." If you never regret anything you did, no matter how stupid, then it shows that you didn't learn from your experience. Life involves making mistakes, and a life with no regret would be impossibly perfect, amirite?
Also about life+75Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by TimMilazzo+1,116GIRLS: Please, at least one of you out there still wants a nice guy instead of a jerk. amirite?