There's a good chance you've been in contact with money that's been used to snort hard drugs, pay for a hired hit, or stuff betwixt the cheeks of a stripper. amirite?

+81 There's a good chance you've been in contact with money that's been used to snort hard drugs, pay for a hired hit, or stuff betwixt the cheeks of a stripper. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Swap a good chance for a virtual certainty and you're onto somethin'

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Only the big notes. Chump change doesn't get used that way... so I've heard

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Mostly true! Especially if you're ballin at the strip club (which almost autocorrected to syrup club? Which should probably be the name of a strip club if it isn't already...)

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Dear god... I'm indirectly a gangster! No, wait. I'm still a dweeb, false alarm everybody.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No, no. By proxy, you're livin life on the edge! LOOK OUT, WORLD!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

On the same night, too.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I hope so, my real life is extremely boring:(

by Anonymous 4 years ago

How many contract killings are committed in a given year? How much did they cost? How many bills were in circulation during that time? Given all that I doubt the chances are good that I have been in contact with money used to pay for a hired hit. Tips for strippers? Bills used to snort coke? Probably.

by Anonymous 4 years ago