If vacuums cut carpets as they went around the house.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

With the engine of a small moped and blades that can slide through humans as the propulsion device for the grass

by Anonymous 4 years ago

More like a cross between an electric razor and vacuum. Which would actually be a pretty amazing invention, no more tiny hairs all over the sink

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unfortunately my lawn mower is crap at being a vacuum. It leaves most of the cut grass behind. But being pedantic they don't work in the same way. A lawn mower's blades scoop the cut grass into the hopper rather than sucking it up.

by Anonymous 4 years ago