Jedi don't need to masturbate, they get laid.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

The other end of the light saber is a flesh light.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Now you're on to something

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Oh man I wish I could force clutch my junk.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

Now this... this is a gamechanger

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I wonder if there was ever a situation where a group of jedi formed a jerk circle, and they jerk without their hands and only the force, but it turns out one of the jedi is secretly gay so he uses the force to start jerking off all the other dudes too. I wonder if the other jedis will notice and if they do how would they figure out which one of them is using the force to jerk the rest off.

by Anonymous 5 years ago

I'm sure there is a rule 34 of this

by Anonymous 5 years ago