Jedi don't need to touch themselves to masturbate, amirite?

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The other end of the light saber is a flesh light.

Jedi don't need to masturbate, they get laid.

Oh man I wish I could force clutch my junk.

I wonder if there was ever a situation where a group of jedi formed a jerk circle, and they jerk without their hands and only the force, but it turns out one of the jedi is secretly gay so he uses the force to start jerking off all the other dudes too. I wonder if the other jedis will notice and if they do how would they figure out which one of them is using the force to jerk the rest off.

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