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Also about Philosophy+17When we die in real life, we see our own final killcam. As our life flashes before our eyes, amirite?
Also about Philosophy-77Lefty downvoters don't like orgasms because they have long since been unable to have them, amirite?
Also by Saintmediocre+56Kickboxing with someone who has a prosthetic leg would really hurt, amirite?
Also by Saintmediocre+81Everyone who has ingested dyhydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of death, amirite?
Also about sit and doll+1,034If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
Also about sitting+173When your trying to be mice and ask the kid who's sitting alone at lunch to come sit with you and they say no it makes you feel really bad about yourself, amirite?
Also by Saintmediocre+49We all totally know about the Secret Service. amirite?
Also about sitting+49When we're told to sit up, we're already sitting down. amirite?
Also about voodoo doll+376Sometimes your eyes start watering and not only do you have no idea what's causing it, you can't seem to make it stop. It's almost as if someone is making your voodoo doll watch a depressing movie, amirite?
Also about sitting+188The timing on your arrival to lunch is actually really important. If you arrive too early, you have the uncomfortableness of sitting all by yourself at a table while trying not to look self conscious, if you arrive too late, most of the seats are already taken and you're forced to sit at a spot that you wouldn't normally choose. The key is coming right before the main crowd so you get a good spot but you don't have to be alone for too long, amirite?
Also about Philosophy-1Life is not set in stone but diamonds are, amirite?
Also about sitting+419If water could kill the Witch of the West, why did she have buckets of it sitting around her castle? I mean, you don't leave buckets of sulfuric acid sitting around your house, amirite?
Also about sitting-78When you learned that mother birds sit on their young to keep them safe and warm, you imagined your Mum sitting on you, amirite?