Up until they had children, Adam and Eve were the holders for every world record in existence. amirite?

+35 Up until they had children, Adam and Eve were the holders for every world record in existence. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Record for first children

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Records are oldfashioned

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Up until Adam was robbed of a rib, he held them *all*.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But they didn't exist

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Actually, friend, Adam is the name for mankind. The bible is a bit misconstrued at this point. Genesis 5:2 states "...male and female he made them, and he called their name 'Adam' (adham, the word for mankind). Eve means "living one". Or, more loosely, the beginning of the living. Adam and eve being the names of two people should not really be the central point here, rather, the dawn of mankind. Thanks friend, peace.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Who are Adam and Eve?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's a valid question. Many stumble on it. Peace.

by Anonymous 3 years ago